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I MISS THE KIDS !! I HAVE BOUGHT MY NK3230 !! I NEED TO REPAY ALL MY DEBTS SOON !! ALL THOSE WHO OWE ME $$$ RETURN SOON !!

Saturday, September 24, 2005

RUDE lor !

Nabei, this woman called in and bla bla bla say send shpt. Said she is foreigner, location at STRAND HOTEL.
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Then i took her particulars etc, take sometime, coz she is speaking in her FUCKING CURLY accent !!! -- ( "My brother is going for a jouney" Accent !! )
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Bla Bla Bla ... after i got the address, she ask me when can come over collect.
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I said NOW to 1830hrs ! She said come at 1800hrs. I said canot, if like this then i arrange for 1900 - 2100hrs. She said come before 1900hrs !!
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I was already very irritated by her curly language liao .....
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Whatever it is, i skip the timing first. I ask where do u want to send to ????????
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She said SINGAPORE !!!
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I said we dun do local.
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She immediately said SHIT !!
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SHE IS RUDE LOR !!! DAMN HER !!!
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She then mumble to her frens say she alrady said its local shpt bla bla and hang up !
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Fucking Rude !!!
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Still .. Still ...

STILL, i havnt get to see him in proper !
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STILL, i havnt get to remember how he look thou seen him a few times before but was only told it was HIM after he left.
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STILL, i duno why my partner is SO Crazy over him.
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STILL, i duno how young he is .
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BUT ... NOW, i STILL duno how he actually looked like !
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BUT ... NOW, I KNOW why my partner is SO crazy over him.
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BUT ... NOW, I know how young he is and how sporty he is !
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We went off work abt 8plus, with Kexin. Layhome, Safri and myself.
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At the guardpost, Kexin said it was HE is in the BMW.
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I quickly take a look as I did not know how he looks like. Haha like i mentioned abv, till now i still do not know how he look like. But saw his side view at least, ok ok thats how i know why my partner want to be Mrs SLUT.
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I saw him sort of wave to us as a friendly gesture. Ehhhh i duno maybe he was waving to the guards ????
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He drove off. . And we walked abit out to wait for a cab.
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His maroon BMW turned back. Offer to send us out to the main road to board the taxi.
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After much conversing, we hopped into the BMW !!
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Hmmmm a high status guy like him, should be very ANG MO style one, BUT he wasnt. He is rather CHEENA !! As per what his frens agreed with.
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Get to know abit abt him .. well layhome and kexin also there.
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YAWNZ ..... this nice guy who fetch us to Paya Lebar MRT stn, is NONE others then our GM - TEO SER LUCK !!
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Hahahhahahaa .... i know my partner will be so EXCITED !! hehe indeed she IS !!
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kakakkakakkakaakkaa
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Major Reshuffle

Ate the GoodWood Park Hotel Durian Mooncake!
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Everyone says its NICEST! hiakz .. i dun think its nice !!! CHEY ~~
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Today new guy Taufik attached to me.
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He started to tok on the fone with customer.
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At the end of the conversation, this char bor asked :
"Are the taufik from Singapore Idol" !!
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I bursted out laughing ! Haha !
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Heard there is major reshuttle among all clusters.
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But i do not understand why the reshuffle.
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And I heard I would be moved to another seat! I dun want to ! Hope im not moved !
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Everyone are used to their own seats and the pple ard them. Why do they need to change our seats?!!!??!! Why dun the supervisors changed seats among themselves too ?? !!
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Many things canot be understood. Many things are unexplainable. We are only workers who need to follow instructions. ... Nope .. i correct myself ... we are robots that have to listened to instructions.
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Yawnz .. i have to learn to love myself more ! .... ok i Love myself !
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

i TOOK A RISK

I went to my neighbourhood to post a letter. Then when i was abt to leave, this man came down his van and stopped me.
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Said he had a Home Sound Theatre System for FREE to give me ! BUT i only need to give him some COFFEE MONEY ! .
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There are 2 of them actually. They are installers or delivery guys lah. Apparently, they went to their supplier's warehouse to get 8 sets of the Theare Systems. BUT the supplier warehouse blur blur given 12 sets. And if they bring back to their boss, their boss will BENEFIT from these 4 sets. So they rather BENEFIT themselves lor.
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The BRAND is CARLSON AUDIO - CA6300-F !!!! .
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I offer $400 lor .. but they asked for $500 ..
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They even opened a receipt for me, and then even give me their NRIC, also copy down their NRIC number on my receipt and given me their HP number. I TRUSTED and given them $500. One of them said I havnt given him my contact. This sounded even more sincere rite???? SO i given him and i rushed off. Surprisingly, this guy called me after 5 mins, said anything can call him. But remind me not to sell the system if not will get them into trouble etc.
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so, I TOOK THE RISK of $500 SGD to buy this system !! But i dun need it. Decided to sell it to my brother who just married. BUT then, i also duno is this system working or REAL or watever !!
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Hahahahaha i dun wan to appear on papers being one of the DUMB singaporeans being cheated leh !! LOL
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But hours later, i called this guy, he answered the fone and tell me this is really a good system etc. Becoz i said the material looks lousy! He said these are PIANO finished material .. i mean the material are those piano wood material.
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Anyone advise me?? .
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Malaysia Trip

Was too rush this time round, did not get to bring the kids out. Hmm but ah-sheng is really so "smart" ! Pull me to the mini-market and buy toys ! Hmm again i bought what he wanted as i simply cant resist kids. Anyway, its reasonable price ba.
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Again, my fren's mum cooked Ngo Hiong for me and my favourite kampong chicken soup!! Yummy ! Nite time go to the midnite stalls to eat Nasi Pattaya etc ..
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On 1st nite, my Ah-sheng surprisingly wana slp with me. Last time this boi said wana slp with me but back out coz say want to see his mummy. This time round, he insists to slp with this Marcus kor kor whom he so missed .. hehe
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Went to Johore Bahru to see my fren's 2nd Brother. After that went to eat SEAFOOD by the sea. The place called KONG KONG. Near to MASAI there. Yummy ! But i still prefer the seafood at Pasir Puteh !
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Cut short, went to City Square before approach Singapore. While on the way, saw the NEW MALAYSIA CUSTOM on the way to finishing. Wow, exterior doesnt lose to our SINGAPORE CUSTOM wor. Am waiting .. DO not want to always stuck at the current low standard malaysia custom. .. hehehhe im sorry to all the malaysians for my speech haha
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At City Square, bought t-shirt and berms from Samuel and Kevin . DAMN cheap! Bought 2 polo shirts from SODA ! Bought 2 pairs of earings !! haha .. Saw one working pants VERY NICE, but NO SIZE !!!
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Ate Sushi King, they having Sushi Bonanza ... but chey . the varieties all the same !!!
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When walking towards the custom, this MAN stopped us. Said "EXCUSE me .... Im .... " .. before he could finished his sentence .. i alrady walked away .. u all know WHY ?? coz on the first day when we went in to malaysia, we alrady saw this MAN! He told me he needs to go back to KL, and lack of a few dollars .. ask to help !! NABEI .. FOUR DAYS LATER, he still ard the same area .. ASSHOLE !! .. i was laffing to myself also .. he still trying to ASK for tat FEW DOLLARS TO GO BACK TO KL hahahhahaa !!
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Haha ... back to SIN .. missing the days over there. too rush ... i havnt have euff time for the kids !!
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Pissed of After Msia Trip

SMS Ken to ask did he asks Vincent to give ang pao for our fren who was having wedding dinner on the past sunday. Well i gave excuses for not attending coz im going back to malaysia to see the kids, my priority. I know im bad and JIAN not attending my fren's wedding dinner .. haiz. .
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Ken said he did not asks Vincent bao red packet for me. He said " I tot u ask me to tell Vincent to bao for myself only" !!
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OH .. NO .. THAT REALLY SUX .... ITS REALY WHAT THE FUCK !! CCB !!
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I hate pple who said im naggy etc . but i HAD MANY such experiences .. Reminded you a few times, and in the end still din get things done and said "our conversation differs" .. im too pissed to tok to him !
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Sms VINCENT to ask if he BAO for me or not, coz had spoken to him before. Vincent said " You din call to comfirm mah so i din help u to bao for the groom. you shld thank me, i helped u save money" !
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i thnk this is another WAT A FUCK ! .. speechless .. Vincent is not obliged ... but i felt tat he shd have called to ask me when i din comfirm with him ... haiz . i did comfirm wat .. but with tat mis-comm with KEN !! ,..
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Really wat a fuck !
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Friday, September 09, 2005

ASSHOLE

Today's call are hectic ! It comes non-stop. Lucky Jesslyn had went to BL already. how envy !
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Today is my OT .. damn it .. so many on MC and Leave and expectedly, i was scheduled till 9pm for OT.
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Had 2 stupid calls !! Asshole ! That fuck Ass ! Let me juz illeterate one case.
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Customer :
Can you check for me the status of my shpt.

Me :
Can I have your AWB number.

Customer:
I dun have !

Me :
Do you know where this shpt come from, and the company name etc ?

Customer :
I can tell u the company's name .. its Technology $%#$% and my Company is $%$%&^%^ .

Me:
The info is not sufficient. I need the origin postcode and do have any idea when did they send the shpt out.

Customer:
I said i DUNO .. if i know i will tell you. Stop asking me for the AWB number and all the info ..

Me:
I have alrady done a check based on the company names ... and ur shpt is from USA, its too big already. And my system does not show any matching records now.

Customer :
I have the same shpt few mths ago .. you can check on the past records.

Me :
Can i have the previous AWB number.

Customer :
I dun have , I DUN have , I dun have . Can u stop asking me for the AWB number .. im getting pissed off when you guys always asked for the AWB number.

Me :
Its the basic for us to check status for customer. Past records on store for 3 mths and if u want me to trace back on the prevous AWB to check more details, i need the AWB for ur PREVIOUS AWB also.

Customer :
I said I dun have ! Stop asking me for the AWB number and postcode. TELL me how can i check the status.

Me :
In this case I CANT HELP !!

Customer :
Is there any other ways to trace it.

Me :
Sorry, I CANT HELP at all.
(Since u asked me not to ASK AWB and info, how the FUCK u want me to trace, fucking CHEEBYE u) !

Me :
Anything else i can help u .....

End !! ASSHOLE !!

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Auntie Indian

For the past 1 week, we refused to OPEN the door the for my neighbour Auntie Indian. Each day, she can come over to knock hard on my door and window, just to borrow that $10 each time.

I felt so sorry for her. I think she is very pathetic. Big size, white hair, limping so slowly each time to borrow money from my family. I REALLY am irritated by her. Initially my family will lend her the money, but then she really come EVERYDAY to borrow money. When we refused to open the door, she will knock and knock. Then few hours later, she will come back to try her luck again.

The weird thing, or the best thing, IS she will RETURN the money. Once she return the money after a week or so, IMMEDIATELY the next day, she starts to borrow $10-$20 again. Haiz ...

I always think to myself. Who will want to let down her pride, knowing we purposely refused to open the door, and yet still trying her luck. Thinking of this made me feel bad. But trust me, its really irritating at times too . haiz ..

At 11pm, my door was ajar, mum was sitting by the door side. Suddenly mum shouted at me. I turned, and thru the ajar door, i saw Auntie Indian out there. She looks so hopeful. I went up to the door, well i cant be sitting down ignoring. Expected, Auntie Indian asked for $10. I lent it to her. She looks so happy and grateful, said will return to my dad, which she always did. She left.

Then now follow by argument with my mum. Sis and me are against mum. Mum does not like her to come over to borrow money. Said she has her children etc. Well, if her children are good enuff or rich enuff, why would she let down her pride and come over each time.

Haiz ........ speechless ........ Sad hor ....

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Her bdae ... :LAMPA ..

Last Friday, Mike went to celebrate birthday for "L"ampa ! Waited for sometime before the group could got into Changing Appetite.
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I think all had a great meal. Thanks best fren "K"atriya for introducing the Lamb Shank! Really nice ! Others shared food were in the middle ... haiz .. i din have the convenience to grab those food leh !
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Anyway, after the meal, we had the cake. The cake came with cherries and Katriya is GOOD lah, he used his tongue to tied a knot with the cherry stem. No one of us can do it ! Katriya must be a damn good KISSER ! We have to buck up !
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Wana go Marina South for bowling one. Nicer and cheaper mah! But Jeslyn did not want to go! Spoiler !
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Another bigger spoiler is "R"uanda !! She din even go for bowling. Hahaahhahaa !
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Mike lose foam in bowling lah . or shld say that Mike's bowling skill is very inconsistent one. But WAH .... NABEI, there are many hidden dragons and pheonix!
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"K":rishnamoothy can bowl also leh!! She topped the first game !!!
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Katriya also bowler ! So big size yet only using a 6 POUND ball! Hiakz!
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Mike cant find the ball he wants! He COMDEMNED bowling alley in marian square liao!
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Lampa also lose foam leh ..
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"W"ati did not bowl .. her legs too short, hands also short, so she refused to bowl. But when she bowl, she managed to make Katriya to laugh. Katriya even imitate how Wati bowl leh ! haahha
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Anyway, the CLIMAX of the whole day event is not on the bdae gal Lampa ! Its on the one who wore Green. JESSLYN !!!! Jesslyn kept saying "dun want to bowl lah" dun want to bowl .. but during the last game, after much persuassion, Jesslyn finally bowled !!
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NABEI .... the TIGER is really hidden !! The Hidden Tiger Jesslyn showed off his great bowling skills. Wah lau .. all of us were only fries leh .. acting smart infront of this TIGER !! Too bad he is a chinese but not indian .. if not shall call him the TAMIL TIGER !!
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Anyway, there was this guy from other lanes who bowl with "supered" skills. Once he released the ball, his leg was pointed high up to the ceiling! I tried to imitate too .. its either i can get thinner doing this stun or i will sprain my waist !
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Hmm late update leh .. i cant make it any more interesting and laffable ..... next time next time ... nite
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Thursday, September 01, 2005

Ohh SHANTI .. you're CHEAP !!

Mike told me abt his 3rd colleage on the list !! This Colleage of Mike is ;

CHEAP...... JIAN HUO ........ CHEAPO ...........

This is a female colleage call "S"hanti . Mike's company had came out with some new sales path. Each sales they sold will entitled them double the incentive during this promotional period only.

Mike had sold the idea to his customer BUT had tentatively arranged for a normal booking first while awaiting for his customer to call back to comfirm the special service to Bombay india.

Soon, Mike's another GOOD colleage "A"garlily came to his seat, but Mike was on the line. So Agarlily went off. Minutes later, Agarlily came back to Mike with a sheet of paper with all the details like postal code, reference number etc and passed it to Mike.

When Mike called his customer, his customer told her that she had already called in again and spoken to that CHEAPO JIAN HUO Shanti and CHEAPO had arranged for the Special Service to Bombay already!

Mike asked :
Have you told my colleage Shanti that you have spoken to me abt this Special service already.

Customer :
Yah, i told her alrady. She said you are on the line.

Mike :
I see, ok let me take a look have she made the arrangement ok.

**** Then Mike saw the booking already MADE, to BOM, coll $88.80 !! .. CCB .. CHEAPO ****

Mike :
Yah, my colleage had already made the arrangement for you, so no problem, our operational guy will come over to collect your items from you within the stated timing.
But you have told my colleage that I had advise you on this special service right ??

Customer :
Oh yes, i told her that. ..................... Ok, thank you Mike ......

Mike :
Sure .. is there anything else i can help u .. thank u for calling ...

Shanti is TOTALLY 200% CHEAPO !!! Nabei !! Ethically, she should give this booking back to my fren Mike lor, like what Agarlily did ! Somemore Shanti is still junior and NEW in this company only, and she come out with this STUN !! DAMN JIAN !! .. Tamade LAN !!

Now its not abt the incentive, Mike is very Beh Geh Yan !!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHANTI .. you are CHEAP !! .. PUI !!!!